You can just speak English if you want to....

I was at the local Edeka (grocery store) and there was a guy giving out samples of wine.
I tried some and wanted to say that it was "too dry".

So I said "Zu draussen?"...which really means
"Too Outdoors?"...
He said "You can just speak English" an I then said "too dry for me".

I should have said "zu trocken".

Where have you been all my life?

Things they need to sell in the U.S., Part 1:


I like cream puffs....
I like Bailey's....
Even better together!